Valentines' Day is a long way to go but I just love to post this. When I read it from an email at work, I got fascinated so I send it to the girl I'm courting to. I don't know if she knew that I'm courting her 'cause I never told her, hoping she could feel it.
I know when it comes to this matter, I need more maturity 'cause I've never been in a relationship though I got a lot of acquaintances (most of them were my friends and some were girls). Ok, just read on and hopefully you can relate to this mathematical love letter. She said she don't understand the love letter 'cause she don't love math that much.
I'm just happy to share you this. By the way, I'm a registered electrical engineer that's why I can relate to this. My fellow engineers and math enthusiasts will probably appreciate this love letter, too.
This love letter comes from a math teacher.
"My Dear SweetHeart,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me.
The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.
I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set.
The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.
My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.
With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function."
[via Love n maths]
There were really infinite ways to express your love to that very special someone. ♥
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